Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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cancer

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Your social life.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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