- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

A Jew! Bless you.

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

my shift key is broken1

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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