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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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