Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

general tso's broccoli

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Matt is not funny.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Anti Joke

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