Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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