Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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melon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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