- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

milly, milly, milly, cat

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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