- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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