- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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