Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Hello Braydon

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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this is not a joke

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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