have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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good one jess !!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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so dont touch it.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Anti Joke

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