- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Deadly cancer.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

so dont touch it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

Is this where I type the joke?

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Strawberries!

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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