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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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