im not as random as you think I- Potato

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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