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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

Ron Paul for President!

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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