- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Land Rovers

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How many cows say moo? All of them

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.