- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

how do you confuse a blond?

girls basketball

raping black women

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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