- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Colby Michael Schluter

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