- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Knock, knock. answers door

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Knock knock. Death.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

what time is it? 3:16

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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