- Anti Joke

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.