- Anti Joke

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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