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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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