What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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1 Jew XD

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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This is an anti-joke.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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