what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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JFK

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican when he entered the US? How was your flight?

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Theres a black a guy and a mexican in a car, whos driving? The black guy, they are best friends and happen to both be neurosurgeons.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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A seal walks into a club.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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