There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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British Dentistry

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Flop dog

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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