whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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God

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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