How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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Anti Joke

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