what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What's 6+2? 16

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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the battle of waterloo

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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Starter clothing

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alert("The Game");

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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mooooh im a cow

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Poverty.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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