A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a pair of shoes and gloves

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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