So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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