why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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I am Skaldak!

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The Holocaust.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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the WNBA

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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