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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Darude - Sandstorm

Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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