Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I'm not here.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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