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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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the WNBA

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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Knock knock! "Who's there?" "It's me, xx" "Okay, come in."

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Anti Joke

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