Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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wow garlic, yum

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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