Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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1unno;njfjk

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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