Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Obama is a good president.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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