An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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