Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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Junior's love life.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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The horse's name was Friday

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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