Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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What did the retarded black kid say in gym? Eugh eugh eugh eugh

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

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