- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

What is next?

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

A Frenchman stays and fights

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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