- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Agricultural production fell significantly.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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