- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Where's my shotgun

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Girls Basketball.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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