There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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democracy

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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