Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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who is awesome? no one...

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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