Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

You just won the game...

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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