- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Knock knock Come In.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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