A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Black Veil Brides.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Penis-Pump

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Nah

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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96

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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