Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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asparagus

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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black people

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ha.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Anti Joke

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