A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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