Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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