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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Woman's rights

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

black people

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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