why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

Barack Obama

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

poop

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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