A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Wheelchair high jump

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why did the bunny eat his food

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

Knock knock (No one is home)

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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