- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

no

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

-When is a door not a door? -Never

Why? Because!

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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