- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

MICHAEL

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Woman's rights.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

The horse said "nay."

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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