How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Poop

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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ugh good riddance

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Do you need any assistance?

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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