Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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monkey sponge

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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God is real

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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