- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

i eat poop

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Gabe Mercado

What is Earth made out of? Earth

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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