Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

What's up? A direction...

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

WTF BOOOOOM

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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