how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Kah-________-

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It's long!

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I can't think of a joke!

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Obama-Care

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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