- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Knock Knock Come in

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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